The Onion News Network is reporting that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il has agreed to end his country's nuclear weapons program in exchange for the lead in the next Batman movie.
The Onion News Network tv program debuts on the IFC channel on January 21st at 10pm.
![](http://images01.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumbnail_large/public/2024-04/1time%20History%20proof%20is%20out%20there%20rudy%20reyes%20ronnie%20adkins%201200.jpg?itok=38fi51YO "Former Army intelligence analyst Ronnie Adkins (left) and veteran Recon Marine Rudy Reyes host "The Proof is Out There," on HIstory. (Jai Lennard/The HISTORY Channel)")
