Something for a SEAL's Private Moments

This is America. We've come to expect that any international incident will be quickly followed up by folks looking to cash in by piggybacking product publicity on the back of news reports. And since Navy SEALs took out Osama bin Laden (apologies to Secretary Gates but we're not stopping yet), we here at UTR have certainly played along and posted stories from people selling paintball, video games and vegan chocolate.

We never really thought about the guys in SEAL Team Six needing a Fleshlight, but the Austin-based company has sent the team a six case of their "Stealth" model in honor of the stealthy way they took out Osama.

What is a Fleshlight, you ask? Let's just say it's a product bin Laden would've appreciated having on hand when viewing his massive porn stash. If you're curious, you can read the press release here or have a look for yourself here (that link is extra NSFW and you really shouldn't click on it if you don't know about this kind of thing already but, hey, they've allegedly sold 4 million of these things, so here's thinking you might have come across this product before).