Under the Radar ZOMREP

In the eyes of the dead, we are all food. Pic courtesy of Divine Lunacy.

Yes, ZOMREP. As in Zombie Report. You know, like SITREP, STATREP, and INTREP; Situation Report, Status Report and Intelligence Report. Of course you do, we're not telling you something you don't already know. We're only articulating that for the hippies who're undoubtedly reading this in an effort to understand their enemy.

Anyway, you may be getting tired of the zombie meme. We are very slowly beginning to do the same…that doesn’t meant you don’t still need to be prepared for the end of all things. Nobody wants to see the walking dead overrun the earth (except perhaps for the occasional necrophage…grunts, necrophagy.) So, we’ve prepped a ZOMREP zombiepocalypse update for you.

First, you might check out Brains Magazine, from ZombiesEatPeople. They describe Brains magazine as the “absolute in all things zombie, from primitive survival to modern comedy…” Apparently it’s going to have zombie centerfolds (good for you necrophiliacs, unless you prefer your nookie completely unmoving) to some clinical psychology. The Brains magazine website is here.

If you want to check it out, there is a Brains magazine facebook page, and a free download of the first issue (though it’s a bit of a pain in the ass to get to it). Among the stories inside are Complete Home Makeover, Zombie Edition, Eight Most Underrated Zombie Movies and Fun shit to do until zombies walk.

Second, keep an eye out for A Little Bit Zombie, an indie zombie comedy which apparently begins when in infected mosquito bites some poor bastard. That’s a hell of a lot more awesome than any old West Nile Virus eh? We’re not sure what’s worse. The bitchy bridezilla or the brain-eatin’, though we sincerely hope the cat fight winds up with the girls nekkid. It’s pretty damn funny, check out the trailer.

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Or third, if you want something a little more serious, you might watch for the independent cop movie Zombie Valley.

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Fourth and next you should check out this article at The Oatmeal, just to be safe. It’ll tell you how long it’ll take you to turn once you’re bit. At a minimum, have your spouse and your in-laws take it, so you have an excuse to put them down once everything goes zombiepocalyptic.

Lastly (fifth, in case you weren't paying attention), a movie update for you. According to the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide, you can look forward to these movies in the months to come:

2012

A Little Bit Zombie (2012, Canada) Updated: Oct 15, 2011 – Release Info: Post Production

Another World (2012, Israel) Updated: Jun 26, 2011 – Release Info: Release: early 2012

Archaic Redemption (2012, U.S.) Updated: Dec 12, 2010 – Release Info: 2012

Automaton Transfusion 2 (2012, U.S.) Updated: Dec 19, 2010 – Release Info: Script

Boy Scouts vs. Zombies (2012, U.S.) Updated: Oct 15, 2011 – Release Info: In Development

Condition Dead 3D (2012, U.S.) Updated: Dec 19, 2010 – Release Info: Pre-Production

Deadlands III: The New World (2012) Updated: Dec 12, 2010 – Release Info: Spring 2012

R.I.P.D. (2012, U.S.) Updated: Dec 12, 2010 – Release Info: Pre-Production/2012

REC Apocalypse (2012, Spain) Updated: Dec 19, 2010 – Release Info: Optioned Property

Resident Evil 5 (2012) Updated: Mar 5, 2011 – Release Info: Target Release Date: 9/14/2012

Warm Bodies (2012) Updated: Dec 19, 2010 – Release Info: Optioned Property

World War Z (2012, U.S.) Updated: Jan 10, 2012 – Release Info: Post-production; release December 21, 2012

2013

28 Months Later (2013, U.K.) Updated: Oct 15, 2011 – Release Info: Pitch

Army of the Dead (2013, U.S.) Updated: Dec 12, 2010 – Release Info: 2013?

Dead Island: The Movie (2013, U.S.) Updated: Mar 9, 2011 – Release Info: Optioned Property

El Brazo Grande vs. the Living Dead (2013, U.S.) Updated: Dec 19, 2010 – Release Info: Script

Escape of the Living Dead (2013, U.S.) Updated: Jan 1, 2012 – Release Info: Pre Production

Evil Dead 4, The (2013, U.S.) Updated: Oct 15, 2011 – Release Info: Pre-Production

I Love Sarah Jane (2013, Australia) Updated: Mar 9, 2011 – Release Info: Treatment/Plot Outline

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2013, U.S.) Updated: Mar 25, 2011 – Release Info: Script

Zombieland 2 (2013, U.S.) Updated: Jun 26, 2011 – Release Info: Script

Zombies Vs. Robots (2013, U.S.) Updated: Mar 9, 2011 – Release Info: Optioned Property

 

That's it for now. If you got to see us at SHOT Show, well, you're welcome.

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