The 13 Funniest Military Memes of the Week: 9/2/15

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BY DAVID NYE — WEARETHEMIGHTY​.COM

More memes. 13 of them. Carry on . . .

1. The kind of joke you never want to see Lt. Butterfingers play (via Combat Grunts).

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“Did you want safety briefs? Because this is how you get safety briefs in combat.”

2. Your quality training does not impress the salty old Marine (via Combat Grunts).

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“That fancy armor stops bullets? I stopped Viet Cong bullets with my pectorals, boot.”

3. They really just do it because they hate you. (via Sh-T My LPO Says).

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They’re crossing the fingers for a nice snowstorm.

4. When the Air Force tries to look hard … (via Sh-T My LPO Says).

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… but forgets to research the weapons they’re carrying.

5. When you’re stateside, missing your main squeeze (via Arctic Specter).

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“All those long walks in the sand by moonlight … while hunting terrorists.”

6. The Coast Guard will take what recognition it can get. (Via Coast Guard Memes)

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They thought the billion dollars in cocaine they captured would bring some groupies but no dice.

7. There are some vehicles AAA just won’t come for (via Devil Dog Nation).

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That’s when you call the Marines, apparently.

8. The Army has to get creative with the A-10 program in jeopardy.

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You know first sergeant saw these pictures and was just pissed about their uniform tops.

9. How your two-mile patrol suddenly takes six hours (via Pop Smoke).

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There’s nothing you can do at that point but pray to the platoon sergeant.

10. When the Air Force tries to figure out military supplies (via Air Force Memes and Humor).

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But you know the Army is just bummed they didn’t think of it first.

11. If you actually camouflage this well, gunny might actually be impressed (via Devil Dog Nation).

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He’ll still destroy you for that haircut and for avoiding him, but he’ll be impressed.

12. How the National Guard does cold weather training.

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You can see the civilians in the stands try to figure out how much of their tax dollars went into these shenanigans.

13. Waiting on one (via Sh-T My LPO Says).

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Here’s hoping your weekend starts soon.

classedit2 David Nye – Staff Writer at We Are The Mighty

David is a former Fort Bragg paratrooper who deployed with the 82nd Airborne Division’s 4th Brigade Combat Team.


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  • RWY

    Reference Photo #4: In a gun fight, it’s point and shoot! Who needs sights?

    • RBuck57F

      There’s a top-secret, world’s smallest red dot on the front….

    • Sean

      ^ said no sniper ever

  • Ref#1: Been on the range too many times with LT. Butterfingers. Now I spend my days training Jr. Officers … and watching my back. Oh well everyone must start somewhere.

  • jennie

    Like I said I’m waiting on the Lt Col. To come home safe2-8-2016 to Hunter .in Georgia

  • Hahaha funniest memes. I like it.