The 13 Funniest Military Memes of the Week 12/10/15

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BY DAVID NYE — WEARETHEMIGHTY​.COM

Block leave is coming up and you’re standing outside the orderly room praying that your request gets approved. Fingers crossed, bud. In the meantime, enjoy these 13 memes:


1. How admin. folks remember their training: (via Devil Dog Nation)


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“4.3 millimeter full plastic casing.”


2. Did you know less than 1 percent of dogs will ever serve in uniform? (via Military Memes)


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Here’s to the good boys.


3. Because wrecking a vehicle is an awesome profile pic (via NavyMemes.com).


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“High-mobility” does not mean it can drive on water.


4. The most adorable puddle pirate in history: (via Coast Guard Memes)


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Admit it, you’d pay to see that dog wearing an eye patch and tiny sword.


5. Moses knew how to police his troops (via Team Non-Rec).


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“Pull this sh-t again and maybe you don’t make it across the Red Sea.”


6. And you guys think annual training is a joke (via Air Force Nation).


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There’s a reason everyone has to be green across the board before they go home for the holidays.


7. That gnawing uncertainty: (via Team Non-Rec)


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Don’t worry, you locked it. Maybe. I’m sure it’s fine. Probably.


8. Are they haze gray heroes in the Coast Guard? (via Coast Guard Memes)


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They got their own little raft and everything.


9. When your section chief is Mickey Mouse and your skipper is Yensid (via Sh-t My LPO Says)


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Just don’t use magic for the mopping. It never ends well.


10. Airborne problems: (via Do You Even Airborne, Bro?)


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Airborne: total bad-sses as long as they have 800mg ibuprofen.


11. The Air Force reminds everyone who the fighting-est general of all time was: (via Air Force Nation)AFN-James-Mattis-Curtis-Lemay


Few service chiefs openly supported a nuclear first-strike policy.


12. They get you with the candy and swag … (via Team Non-Rec)


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… then hold you there with your contract.


13. “Where’s your cover? Or pants? I see you didn’t shave today.” (via Team Non-Rec)


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These stolen valor morons are getting lazier and lazier.


classedit2 David Nye - Staff Writer at We Are The Mighty


David is a former Fort Bragg paratrooper who deployed with the 82nd Airborne Division’s 4th Brigade Combat Team.



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